i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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