I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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