Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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