i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Couch. On fire.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
