We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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