Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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