At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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