I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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