wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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