you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm too high and old for this...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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