I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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