a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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