Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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