Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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