yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...