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• (302): View more from Delaware

  some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar

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• (408): View more from California

  Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks

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• (916): View more from California

  When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!

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• (914): View more from New York

  I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You should frame my arrest warrant.

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