yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Green mimosas i think yes
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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