found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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