Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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