Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people are starting to question the shark bite story
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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