i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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