he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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