he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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