you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize