I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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