idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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