Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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