is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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