I just saw a hot homeless man
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.