Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.