Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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