Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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