we have officially lost it.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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