My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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