I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I should be sponsored by Trojan
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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