The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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