If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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