So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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