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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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