Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize