he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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