She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
love makes seman taste better
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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