Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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