I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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