Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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