I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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