is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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