Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
