No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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