her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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