Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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