You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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