I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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