my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just had sex on a roof
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.