He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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